So my weekend was completely crazy, and completely blog worthy!! So we (my friend Sonia and I) went to what was supposed to be a private showing of Sawyer Brown. Well long story short, Sawyer Brown never showed, but since it was a buisness function my friend Sonia had to stay and mingle with people. Well we were sitting out on the patio and there was a SUPER drunk guy named, well... lets just call him Bob, partially because that was his real name, and partially because his name fits perfectly for what is about to happen. So Bob was getting ready to drive home drunk and that always makes me super sad and I was really concerned and so was his wife. (On a side note, his wife was WAY too pretty to be with a guy named Bob.) Anyways, so his wife said that she would buy my next drink if I went and kissed him and told him not to drive home drunk. I told her I didn't drink and she said ok I will give ya 5 bucks! I was like I can definitely do that! So I went over there and planted a kiss on his cheek and told him not to drive home. And he told me I was so cute that he wouldn't drive home drunk. So I made five dollars! I was pretty stoked!!! So I guess you are wondering where the "Long Gray Mullet and 20 bucks" comes in. Well, Bob has a long gray mullet. UCK! And he paid me 15 more dollars to kiss him again in front of his son who was coming to drive him home. I left before the son came, and so I made 20 bucks! I was hustlin'!! Haha!!! Well my weekend did not stop there! I went karaoking with a couple friends and then went with my "Grammie" (who is my little grandma here who takes care of me) to the actual Sawyer Brown Concert!! She's the lady pictured above with me!! All in all super fun weekend and I saw Bob again. He remembered me! :)
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